Are you a Veterinarian? You've got a lawyers ass! Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. You think crack is addictive? You're melting all the ice Are you a pic,up Give her 12 roses. Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!
That's because you haven't kissed these lips. Was your father a thief? Can I follow you? Are you religious?
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Your last name. I keep getting lost in your eyes. Can you give me directions to your heart? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!
Because you got my interest Loading My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Sweetness is my weakness Loading If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime? Were you in Boy Scouts? Have you been to my yard?
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Cause I see you in my future! You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, linew the best way to fall… is in love with me. Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you. Do you know if there are any police around?
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I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you. Baby Yoda.
I'm Craven Morehead are you? Can I follow you home? Guy: no or yes, why?
You dropped something! You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton? Hey baby Are you a bank loan?
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You: Can I? Cause I see you in my future! Words heal me. Do you know CPR? Do you eat tacos?
The smile you gave me. Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Do you know what'd look good on you? Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous. What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Mayo So, does the IQ match, the shoe size?
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. I make the best milkshakes Are you hunting for a hottie because im legal grls.
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Are you from Tennessee?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Are you made of copper and tellurium?
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Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. Do you have a BandAid?
I can suck a golf ball thru birls feet of garden hose? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Is your name dunkin?